my english teacher may have been sighing mad

Hamlet was an optimist. and Desdemona was bleeding. just believe it.
Mme. was not an ovary.  can I kiss you, O feel ya? is not appropriate.
sing One Tin Soldier until they are all there (points to his head).
the theme is unrequited love. why do you think there are suicide hotlines?
stop making your thesaurus roar, wasn’t funny the first time.
its ‘honest puck’  with a P. it doesn’t matter that Hercules wore a skirt.
yes I know what a cliche is. Bysshe not bitchass.
alliteration does not give you the right to swear.
 you will fit into this plexi-glass box, your head with your coccyx. 
that is writing. no. I’m sad at you, not mad. you will go away.